I’ve been sleeping on the couch for the past few nights due to an incident in my bedroom that I won’t describe in too much detail. All of my bedding was ruined though, and I had to order new things to sleep in/on/with. So, while waiting on the new bedding to be delivered, I’ve been sleeping on the couch. It hasn’t been that much fun. In the past I would see this kind of thing as some sort of adventure or welcome break from the norm. Not this time though. I must be getting older.
(I didn’t shit the bed).